I’m not a doctor and I don’t know the severity of the injury, but generally speaking, ankle fractures are absolutely recoverable and don’t have the length of recovery of other breaks.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

You might even get a comment or two!

“I’m being accused of homophobia. This is a charge that is hilarious to me as I used to work in a gay dance club in college.”

You may not have seen my previous post on the subject but make no mistake, Mormons/Jazz fans (the terms are essentially interchangeable) would be happy to burn crosses if only they could find some black folks in Utah. But, since black folks know this would happen, they tend to stay away from Utah. It’s a real,…

I’ve seen a cat do the exact same thing, wait no I haven’t because cats are the worst.

So why are there only 3 articles with the Barstool Sports tag in the entirety of Deadspin history? Compare that with their coverage of The Ringer, for example.

There’s no conspiracy.

So, this is basically Fox News saying, “**** it, we’re going full Infowars!” in response to how much marketshare they’re losing to the conservative feverswamps, right?

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

Yup. Definitely the bench’s fault. And the coach. Yup.

When you are watching the game and thinking, “Why isn’t Kelly Oubre playing?” you know you’re doomed

This series has had you unleash a veritable takenado of horrible takes.

You’re right those trades worked for the raptors.

Are you kidding? Give me a three-month-old any day. They stay in car seats, they do not get lost on elevators, they do not criticize you. I could go on forever.

No, it probably went down like this:

As someone who went to high school (and college) with Isaiah Thomas, I can honestly say him scoring 53 in a basketball game 3000 miles away is the best thing to happen to Tacoma since it stopped being a regular location on COPS.