Bending over backwards to please people who won’t ever be pleased, because “the media is unfair to conservatives” isn’t a real complaint. It’s a tactic.

“what has to be the queerest comic book movie to date”

This also plays into Roger Ebert’s contention that almost no movie prominently featuring a hot air balloon has ever been any good. 

Love this. I vote we cancel the Oscars and put on the Elsies ourselves in somebody’s dad’s barn. We’ll have punch and pie, hand out some awards, and if we’re lucky, we’ll save the community center, too.

What about investment groups coming in and destroying beloved websites?

“Kanye West’s ongoing attempts to become his generation’s Johnny Cash” - go unplug your modem for a whole month just for putting those words in my brain.

Is he really a rapper like the headline says? He seems more like a career criminal and rapist who took a little time off to make a couple albums.

yeah, you’re right, this is definitely not a world in which Gamer Gate is relevant at all anymore, gooooooood catch.

They’re peddling this thing during No Nut November? Bastards.

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not coming to a theater near me, though considering Dowd’s description of the de-aging effects, it might work a bit better on a small screen.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I mean, sure, rule of law and everything, but I think we’d all be pretty much okay with it if Brad Pitt did kill Harvey Weinstein.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

I hope his accuracy was better than 46%.

yeah "tricked" 

Tim Tebow was on First Take Friday morning to talk with Stephen A. Smith and Max Kellerman

Anyone who chooses to watch a Cubs/Cardinals game gets what they deserve.

On behalf of all Avalanche fans across the nation, allow me to say: Yep. Fuck those assholes. That’s a symbol of scum and villainy, but not of white supremacy. Leave it alone.