What, you're not saying Madonna's cape can time-travel? I thought this was established at this point.

It was revenge for trying to steal Drake's soul at Coachella.

Well, they probably didn't have Nick Naylor crafting their response.

Even if it had gotten nominated - and it should have - it'd be a tough fight between it, Kirk Cameron's abortion, or Left Behind. A little amazed Atlas Shrugged: Part 3 didn't make worst films list either…

Okay, if we're talking about last year alone, we've got:

Then at least some good was wrought from this POS.

Qualifier - it's good if the bar has the slightest knowledge of country music beyond Taylor Swift and Florida Georgia Line (which is surprisingly rare these days). Doing it otherwise just gets you odd looks, especially if you're the asshole who decided to grab the 7 minute live version.

And here's the really infuriating thing - I don't get the impression Dr. Luke knew what the hell he was doing with managing the singles on 'Warrior', because the pop charts evolved and he wanted to keep Kesha locked in the past. In a summer where folktronica hits like 'Wake Me Up!' were huge, he chooses not to release…

Okay, might as well direct some traffic towards my YouTube channel, where I review music, movies, art, and culture, but for the most part new albums of all genres where the reviews are received with various degrees of ambivalence or raging psychopathy!

Say what you will about his brand of comedy, but it's making him millions of dollars a year. As much as I might not most of what he puts out, he managed to tap into a demographic in a way millions of advertisers would kill to grab.

Okay, let's have a little fun with this and deal with the above list's shameful lack of country music:

Can't help but notice you're missing Clipping, Sage Francis, and Blu there. That's awfully distracting.

Sir Markham (the joker in your comment) should not have gotten to Knight of the rose for that sort of bullshit. He got promoted because he was on the ground with Laurana during the War of the Lance, that was it.

In terms of longevity, no. I'm still convinced that Salvatore does have a great novel in him, and I stand by 'Homeland' being the best of the Dark Elf series by a mile, but besides the power wank in the Icewind Dale trilogy, Salvatore has either written middling-to-solid action but a little light on character (it's…

The elven/dwarven histories weren't bad (the elven history with Sithas and Kith-Kanan was surprisingly good), but I always preferred the 'lost peoples' histories, that touched on the Irda and gully dwarves and elven subraces.

Fucking Christ, I was waiting for someone to bring that up.

To quote 'Winter Night', 'I do not follow Tanis. Tanis and I just happen to be going in the same direction.'

I'd argue it's way more complicated than that. 'The Soulforge' goes into a lot more depth surrounding how Raistlin came to be who he was, complete with the long-standing jealousy he had towards his brother and friends, the consistent lack of trust and respect he got from damn near everyone, and when you factor in the…

Greenwood is the kind of author who I think is damn near perfect for writing game modules and campaign settings, because he just has a gift for massive, sprawling, beautifully detailed worlds…

The Dark Disciple trilogy is, in my opinion, the classic example of an author becoming infatuated with her main character. Don't get me wrong, Mina is an interesting character conceptually, but man, between the shit with Chemosh and Nuitari, it's very hard for me to read those books and not see Mina as the overpowered…