So same thing as HIV then.

Masearti Biturbo in any configuation. This spider has this many miles only because the owner’s mechanic test drove it that far diagnosing it. One owner used the Cash for Clunkers program to ditch his.

Yet he still can’t change a wheel bearing.

Religion the best and worst thing human beings ever created.

When I remove a part, I like to hand thread bolts & nuts back onto the part, so later I know where the appropriate fasteners are.

someone once said: dude, your ideas are David Tracy levels of stupid.

I’m starting to see why they made that comparison.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Which cars should play which handegg positions?

GETT RFF MAH LAWNNNNN

I think it’s great, but actual dials and needles work too.

*punk kid* hey mister, is your refrigerator running?

Hmm, this is probably one of the most well thought out posts I've read in awhile. You also wrote something somewhat political in a way that shouldn't offend anyone, you're amazing.

Wh.... Why does that work? WHY DO I WANT ONE.

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine

Sorry, a beautiful exhaust note NEVER gets old to me.

Such a sad question.

Unicycle drag racing.

I just had to watch an ad so I could watch an ad.

Eh, life’s too short. Own everything you want, I say. Who cares? I bring home weird cars all the time just to look at them and tinker and then I move them on to another idiot.

there’s no such thing as a cheap Audi