Just send some Thoughts and Prayers.

Exactly! I still am not quite sure who is Cole or who is JP. Or whether Devon is the female and Desi the male, or vice versa.

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Fun anecdote time!

I don’t get tattoos. At all. They’re just ugly. To me it is the equivalent of cutting. This one? It says to me, ‘I hate myself.’

It’s worth noting that this person could be happy having three roommates and not being tied to a house. What makes us happy is up to us.

He’s President of the red part only:

Dammit, I hadn’t seen the ep yet!

Trump would cut off his own face to spite Obama’s legacy.

You mean back to how it was after slavery was abolished. that is absolutely their dream scenario

This is the penal system reform republicans have been jazzing for.

“The problem is that they’re being underpaid, and they’re not likely to get firefighting work once they’re out.”

I’m sorry that you had sexual harassment at your workplace. The consequences of sexual harassment fall so much more heavily on the victims-it really makes an unfair situation even worse.

it looks like riding a motorcycle without a helmet.

Also... what’s up with the, like, spray-on hair he’s been sporting the last few years?? YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

One of my favorite lines in Lindy West’s review of SATC2 was like, Carrie is so pissed at Big because all he wants to do is spend time at home with her. They get in a fight and Carrie explodes: “is this because I’m a bitch wife who nags you?!”

Nothing he says makes sense! So now gay men doing butt sex makes me...what? Stray? Refuse butt sex to my husband so he goes gay to get butt sex? WHAT IS THIS HELL

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.