Jeremy Jordan has a wife? That’s burying the lead.

There was a cut on my nose for 2 weeks. If they were civil, the incident would have been forgotten. Instead, their behavior has stuck with me for years much longer then the cut.

This reminds me of a visit to Target. They put very tall, top-heavy trash cans on top shelf. When I went to grab it, it crashed down on face. Blood running down my face, I go to the front for a band-aid. The Target workers were so fucking horrible. “Why the fuck would we have Band-Aids? You fucking bastard.”, is how…

My company had a car for a grand prize drawing. The car dealership offered a cash buyout (not full value) to the winner instead of the car. Perhaps that’s a option they offer.

Prediction: Selena Gomez will suddenly start making generous donations to Bieber’s church.

It’s now, ‘The Unofficial Pizza of White Supremacists’.

The only name you mentioned that sounds familiar is JP, but I don’t know who that is, though. Did you make up the other names?

As someone who has watched every season of Survivor, this is the blandest season to date (for me). I still have no idea anyones names. Last week, when tribal council names were being read off, I had no idea who Roanoke(?) was. When she stood up, I still didn’t know who she was.

I’m not going to debate the definition, but Rapp explained it as ‘seduce’, not assault. If he felt assaulted, he should have used that word.

I think Rapp found the right word to describe the situation: seduce. I know we want to make more out of it (he’s was 14), but that’s what it was. We’re condemning Spacey for his intent.

I was hoping the indictment was Don Jr.

Barbara Bush confirms, “George has never groped me.”

This show feels so dated. As pointed out, the opening credits are Exhibit-A. This show belongs on Saturday mornings – 1974. A season 2 would be a shock.

...but Pussy Grabber in Chief was rewarded with the top job. Justice is fickle bitch.

Is white (robot) slavery about to become a thing?

I was living alone up to a couple years ago. I was able to keep the weight off by not keeping junk in the house. I don’t have the control of it’s around me. Also, I might choose to skip a meal for a snack.

Based on the pixelated avatar photo of yourself, didn’t you steal an election recently?

Jeff Flake just got tired of winning.

I think a monkey just typed that out.

“It’s a little bit like, two incredibly busy people that care a lot for each other got really busy.”