Did you mention, Cox. Yeah, they really suck, too.

I guess I need to look this one up for better understanding, but my understanding is conception happens when egg becomes fertilized with sperm. So the “birth” term is throwing me. I never thought the birth was Immaculate Conception, but that it referred to Mary getting impregnated without sperm/intercourse. The IC…

If you got the skids, you need more fiber in your diet. I don’t take chances. I drink a cup of Metamucil every morning. Most of the time, there’s nothing even on the first wipe after my morning constitutional. It was a game changer.

I never feel clean without a power wash with a hand held shower head.

I’m probably someone that doesn’t sweat enough, but there was one medication I took that completely reversed that trend. Walking up one flight of stairs would cause sweat to poor down my face. Any slight normal movement caused sweating. It took several weeks after stopping that med to get back to normal.

Oh shit! That guy is breeding? Wait! That guy is getting laid? Anyway, this couldn’t have happen to more deserving people.

I think you may suffer stretch marks from that headline.

Common practice among us whites, in coversation, we will whisper only the ‘black’ word, or maybe just mouth it. There is guilt in just recognizing someones appearance.

Every time I see him, I think: a balloon with a face drawn on.

Vice President Smug Bastard hasn’t skirted lies in the past. This may be some reverse psychology, but I think he’s too dumb. He was most likely confused by the question.

Actually, many, many good people have told me: Trump invented fire. He’s just waiting on the patent.

Good thing we only declare war on ‘rumors’ of weapons of mass destruction, otherwise we would be in trouble.

Surely, that one guy that passed out his little wine and little cracker is somewhere bursting with pride.

I find this a strange PR thing where only famous people are invited. Does Serena have a movie coming out?

I’m shocked John Goodman isn’t dead. The way he sweated so much during the shows run, I can only guess he’s on some good statins.

Chalke was too sweet to pull off the selfishness of Becky. Insults from Darlene weren’t going to work. However, Lacy played her so loathsome; the jokes against her were satisfying.

I’ve never heard it either, and I’m sure I can go months before hearing it again. When I do, I won’t even know it. Those kids sure love the auto-tune.

Oh wow, I thought the prep was their selling point. Are they just tossing chunks of food in a box?

Stop the insanity!

I don’t buy crystals.