Go for Oxyies instead. Alcohol abuse will no longer be covered under your insurance. And since their spending $45 billion on the opiates, I’m guessing rehab will be at Mar a Lago.

What a boring idea, Tamron.

Grifters get grifted.

I live next to the Boom-Boom Room. Sex is never at a normal time. It’s always somewhere between midnight and 5am. The guy about 6'5" and the woman looks about 5'2". Every time it sounds like she’s getting murdered, but the bigger issue is the headboard ramming the wall. I’ve yelled back and slammed the wall to let…

That Jamie Dorian thing is either a golf ball or a hernia because that’s not how penises work.

Oh Bobby, you’ve killed off Gloria Vanderbilt. She’s really old, but not dead. Unless, you meant she was ‘late’ for the private jet, missing a fab trip in Tahiti.

I have a sibling that you’re welcome to try for a while. Always looking for money, so it’s gonna cost ya. It’s hush money, otherwise you get to hear all his life’s problems over and over, again.

But I’m sure the rules only apply to the liberal media. I’m sure that’s what they meant.

Radio. Let’s go with radio. I think that’s best for everyone.

That doesn’t seem like a request that could stick. If it was communicated that it was paid time off, I find it hard to believe he could, legally, retroactively change it. But, best of luck.

I think this should take care of any possible womenswear issues that come up in the House.

You should have went with the Pixy Stix®. It comes with its own straw.

I’m a bit lost in this story. If Deen hired Demopoulos to make the documentary, he would seem to own the rights. How could Demopoulos be shopping the deal to Showtime if it’s Deen’s production? Is this a case of her not being paid for her work? Confusing.

That darn auto-(politically) correct... #raisedwhite

I attended a very small wedding of an acquaintance. After, was a very small get together at bar of a nice hotel. Bride got too drunk for the groom... the marriage didn’t even make it to wedding night sex. 

I lived in Waikiki back in the 1980s The flying roaches that would hit me in the head at night were traumatizing. However, the geckos that would climb my walls were really cute.

Girl, ‘first world’ was so last year. We have a new set of problems, now.

They should’ve done a shipped name: BeJayz.

I think that ‘Happy Birthday’ might have had a bit of playback as well.

Finally! A Change.org signature with results.