I believe God said to Abraham, “So... you guys went ahead and invented pants. Oy vey, I guess we don’t need the foreskin anymore.”

I can’t imagine why you would need to circumcise a bull. Are you sure you don’t mean castration?

Even more mind blowing: Amy Brenneman and Amy Landecker are different people. I still don’t which is which.

I think Melania is covertly signaling how askew Washington looks right now.

Wasn’t that guy on the left in Goonies?

Well, the function keys was something I was concerned with, however you can select to have functions keys always show for whatever apps you want. Then the fn key can bring back the normal Touch Bar. Certainly, there are other issues to complain about, but function keys are still there if you want them.

That’s called dementia. I’ll stick with the Echo.

I would imagine that the Trump properties would have applied a charity tax right-off to exaggerated maximum as opposed to the expression of ‘free use’ definition. But nothing they do is beyond just a shell game.

I have season #1 of Wonder Woman on DVD. There is definitely an evolution in regards to the twirl transformation. In the pilot movie, the twirl is a slow-mo undressing and hair flying out; then she just stuffs her clothes somewhere, like a locker. Because the cost of cutting the film of the VFX, they came up with…

I kind of need Nora’s story to be true for satisfactory ending. Of course, your logic makes perfect sense. Although, the scientists were in Australia. Seems likely, so was the inventor. What I’ve posted already: she insisted to come back and just be a hermit... She didn’t come back for Kevin or Matt. Then what? Nora…

The hole I see in Nora’s story is that she came back for nothing. She could have been a more effective hermit in the 2%-world. Why come back?

Speaking of pigs... The withdrawl from the PCA is just a nibble of what Putin plans for Trump. This is going to end with Trump fucking a pig on live TV, right?

This reminding me of an episode of Roseanne. The mother of Roseanne and Jackie tells a story about how Jackie is not really her name. Her birth certificate has her name as Marjorie, but toddler Roseanne would pronounce Jackie as, My Jackie, instead Marjorie. Eventually, it got shortened to just Jackie. Jackie was…

I love pie. I love cake. However, if there’s fondant on anything –it goes in the garbage.

The comparison probably comes from the need for booze and drugs to get through the day. Bubble was an Oracle.

I’ve only eaten this stupid Chipotle shit once in my entire life. Of course, it has to be during this 3-week period. It was only because my usual place was closed, otherwise I would never even consider it.

The dick meant to say, Citizen Kane, but really he hasn’t either.

His web browser must be locked down to Fox News, ‘cause, for reals... Barron, your daddy has done some “real” scary shit.

I love Animal Kingdom. Barkin is fun to watch. I once worked in, Oceanside CA, the town they film in. Somehow they turned it into shabby chic.

This has disturbed my fond memories.