But wait, there’s more: many rooms had the dark wood paneling, and the real 70s kicker, the paisley sofa was covered in clear plastic.

Back in the 70s, our kitchen had Harvest Gold appliances. Every room had different flooring; the most interesting being the hall with shag carpet (a mix of orange, green, yellow and white threads). Jealous?

Celebrity is such a bizarre disease and seems to have become pandemic.

Oxford and Merriam-Webster, please take note: remember when ‘literally’ actually meant to be literal. Well, ‘News’ no longer has the same meaning anymore either.

So my question here: When Ben Carson fills all the urban housing with grain, where do all the people live?

Uhhh, I think Taiwan was calling to tell Donnie his latest order of ‘Make America Great Again’ hats was ready for pick up.

My 82 year old OCD mom used to watch HGTV, exclusively. She had no interest in decorating or architecture. Then when visiting a while back, near the beginning of the election process, I got her to switch to watch some news on CNN. After that, her new obsession become CNN, exclusively. Recently, I’ve had to move in…

George is in love with Ross. It’s a knife in George’s heart every time Ross rejects him. If he can’t have Ross, he wants what Ross loves, like Elizabeth. If he can’t have it or take it, he wants to destroy it. Dudes obsessed.

Love that movie. Is that the, “Got me some!”, scene?

The leftover pot roast, had me lol.

I think anybody famous within earshot of Kathy Griffin has to realize, at the point, you may well become part of her act. Regarding Jon Hamm, I don’t think there’s enough evidence Hamm is funny/witty on his own. Most of what we see is acting/comedy written, directed and edited. Kathy may have been insulted for about…

Just a ploy so Obama doesn’t pardon Hillary. Then come January 21st, Trump will be declaring, “Really great people are telling me..., I’m hearing things..., she’s such a nasty woman. Lock her up!”.

I have a front row seat to a mother and brother that are bipolar. Kanye seems to have always had delusions of grandeur; mostly about his sense of self. This looks more like schizophrenia. If it’s not schizophrenia, it’s probably a combination of money and extreme assholery.

Putin: A Juverderm® satisfied customer.

Back in the early 2000s, I worked around the corner from the Trump Tower. I was there for seven years, but I never wanted to go in. The aesthetic was grossly pompous. All that brass looked more Vegas than NY.

This is totally something I would’ve have made during my Ambien days (or daze). I’m glad I no longer take Ambien because this recipe absolutely stick into the subconscious. I put 30 lbs on that voodoo drug.

Trump thoughts on women:

Perfumaniac announces:

I was just reading somewhere else that Melania used a Marla Maples quote (without credit) in her speech today. More plagiarizing. The plagiarizing is contagious. Even Trump supporters are doing it:

A President Trump could get away with absolutely anything because he will just blame the liberal media as liars.