Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.

No, but you definitely live on the west coast.

I'm fortunate to be at a point in my career where I have nothing to prove.

You do realize the idea that some people don't deserve a fair trial is a common first step on the long, horrible path toward genocide?

But that's the way an effective justice system works. Everyone, no matter how horrible they are, deserves representation and a fair trial.

Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

Let's make this simple for the stupid people. If you operate a business in the public sphere thereby enjoying government protections, you may NOT refuse to serve customers because of their innate characteristics, such as their sex compared to somebody else's sex. That is SEX DISCRIMINATION. However, if somebody ask…

Not everyone gets every thing they want. If these people can't eat what that particular restaurant serves, they do nit get to eat at that particular restaurant.

So they can eat at a table in the mall or have a nice cozy dinner party at home for their like-minded, allergy-having friends.

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

So the McDonald's story now has me wondering how many of these stories—told from the server's perspective—about really dumb customers who don't know there are different ways to cook eggs or whatever are really just stories about customers who are on drugs.

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

You know, there was a golden opportunity with the waitress who just heard about your tear-inducingly good sexual prowess.

I gotta be honest, I'm kind of embarrassed that you call it a "blowie."

Had just graduated from college and was interviewing for jobs. Human resources lady calls me for a second interview, which goes well. She calls me for a third and arranges it at a local café (for a change of scenery). She looks amazing, but much different than she had the prior to appointments. It becomes obvious that…

This is bullshit. Call it whatever new-age hipster shit you want, these parents have the right idea. There is ZERO wrong with letting your kids walk home together, especially if the distance is short. That's how they learn independence. It's how they become more aware of their surroundings, and it's how they learn to…

My boss has never sent me an email detailing what color my nail polish needs to be or the length I ought to trim my pubes.

If you're ordering a steak, grilled, from the menu, then you don't have a right to demand it's grilled until it's tender. You're not ordering beef stew or liquid-braised chuck, she ordered a steak. This isn't on them.