I had a very bad Christmas when I was 16. On the two year anniversary of a sexual assault by a friend (always a hard day for me), I lost a good friend in a car accident. I lost another friend because she was driving the car while high and killed that friend. We never talked again. I almost lost my cousin the same…

why stop at just 52? That's week!

CHEF BAC DOESN'T KNOW NGUYEN TO STOP.

This woman is awful and I hope she pays for this.

So they marry people they know nothing about. Doesn't matter about religion, criminal history, these people could be pedophiles, any thing. Anyone is worthy of marriage as long as they aren't gay. I just don't get this.

This is Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. It's not a symphony, it's a serenade for strings. Plus, the whole thing is around 20 minutes long. I don't want to come across as pedantic, but in this kind of discussion I think it's important that we're all clear on the facts and terminology.

That isn't really misandry, though. It's benevolent sexism. Men are capable of being PRESIDENT, yet they can't run the dishwasher? Bullshit.

Sexual assault is horrific and inhumane.

Uhh, so we're literally just reposting Daily Fail misogynistic clickbait bullshit now? I know Jez is running on a skeleton crew lately and I don't expect academic dissertations on global economic issues anyway, but would a tiny bit of quality control kill us?

Thats funny. I would pay $25000 to NOT see Rock of Ages.

There is no such thing as a family friendly detention center. There is no such thing as a generally friendly detention center. By fucking definition.

I just love when one privileged group tells a marginalized group what is and what isn't an important issue. Baby clothes may not be that important on the surface, but the words on these clothes clearly send a harmful message that is pervasive throughout societies everywhere: a man's worth lies in his skills and…

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

I think that we should just end the failed experiment that is daytime TV. Every channel should have to go dark until Jeopardy! comes on.

I had to break bad on my mother for doing this. She refused to use the proper term with her DOCTOR who was going to OPERATE on her. When she realized she would have to say "vagina", it came out like this:

Every cop should wear a camera and anytime they turn it off there better be a damn good reason.

My mother insisted on referring to vaginas as "cookie jars" throughout my childhood. Let me just tell you the number of jokes that inspired among my friends when we were teenagers and lost our virginities! Thankfully, my grandmother was all no nonsense about it and was like "You have a vagina, boys have penises, and…

A friend told me her sister was teaching her daughters to call their vaginas "cookie."

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging…

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.