Maybe this is old news to Mario Maker players but making the character look like a trampoline in a room full of bouncing trampolines is hilarious. I love it.

kittens? talking animals? you obviously have never seen puppy bowl. Kittens are on the Hallmark channel, fool! Puppies are on Animal Planet. No fucking talking animals, just cuteness. I told you, I've been watching PB since day one. A novice like you should stick to that brown ball thingy.

Spoiler: they'll actually be commentating on the puppy bowl!

I would argue that it was an attempted RKO that Clay blocked at the last moment. As a knower of pedantic wrestling facts, you would know that Randy Orton never hits the first RKO, but always the second one “out of nowhere.”

Hey, now, you’re the one that just compared GG to a beehive. Though I have to admit that’s a pretty apt metaphor. A loud, dangerous cluster of mindless, violent drones who spend all day crawling around in their own sticky excretions...

She also complains about being paid less than Brian and Steven even though they are her subordinates.

I should have anticipated that this subject would bring out the Brotaku knuckledraggers in force. They’d better batton down the hatches on these comments. A fucking shitstorm of whiny man-babies is about to descend.

That’s Project Manager Barbie. She also gets a juicy performance bonus for forcing Brian and Steven work 80+ hours a week.

Yes, like “Wait what? the dude who was accusing PP of “selling baby parts” is going to be charged with trying to buy baby parts?!?”

“The Harry Potter documentaries were the scariest and most disturbing portrayal of private schools that I’ve ever seen.”

Here. Thought you could use some.

Not to mention, inspire at least one person to violence resulting in a terrorist act which killed people.

My next band is definitely going to be Brown Boy Band Doing Dental.

No dick here.

I was great at NES games - would plow through them in half an hour to a day, on average. Two brothers, very competitive, so until the older brother got a PC in ‘95, it was all Nintendo all the time.

The interior plastic only rattled once. It was during the first run, and just before all the panels were sucked out through the body gaps mentioned by Thunderbolt above/below.

I hate to say it, because it seems so obvious, but also to drive with your lights on, i can't tell how many times when its raining/snowing and people are driving around with no lights 0n. its less about headlights, and more about the tail lights and person behind you being able to see you.