what irks me is the people saying she lumps legitimate criticism with these morons. She doesn't. The signal to noise ratio for her must be crazy.

Nah, it's the Stig's Russian Cousin.

They don't deflate because they're made of steel.

Yeah, he signs each ball...ONLY if you're willing to drop $150 on a Brazilian wax from an official NFL-sanctioned provider, which is total bullshit. I asked him to sign mine and he made a disgusted face and was like, "Ugh, my sharpie can't cut through that tangled mess. I'll only sign the shaft and that's it."

And I thought the Saints would have the biggest grudge against a Roman who likes lions.

Dear God, Irvin. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Yet another Cowboy able to trample over someone and not get penalized today.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Except there tends to be a history of game servers going down on Christmas, when you typically have a bunch of people setting up for the first time.

I was thinking the same thing. It wouldn't be the first time these services have crumpled under high user traffic. Everyone has the day off, many people are trying to register and come on line for the first time today with their new console. The servers are probably just wilting under the pressure.

But in all seriousness, fuck Justin.

No joke. This was pretty great. Sure, the voice synching wasn't perfect. And some parts were a bit off. But in terms of proof of concept for a movie idea - pretty solid. I would watch this if it got made.

i swear, i saw cookie monster in that video hahaha

Yes, I saw something neat on Reddit and decided to share it with our readers who might not frequent it.

And yet, there is one way in which Sims can never simulate Friends. Because in the Sims, the people have to go to work.