If you want to enroll your kids in a cult school, you have to follow cult rules.

He had a drum battle against Animal. 

“It looks like they’re using the SNES versions of all 3"
And the Genesis. There are two version of each game.

First trip back and “rusty” leads me to believe that it was there when he was there when he served as VP.  

Or, I dunno, we could check the Senate schedule and see that it’s set for debate (and vote) when they return from February break (which would have been suspended if the trial ran over). Sorry that everything doesn’t run at the speed of sound.  

Everyone thinks they’re the hero of their own story. 

I’m confused.  There’s a woman on the internet.  Aren’t I obligated to let the world know whether or not I would like to have intercourse with her?  I mean, if that’s not what the internet is for then why bother having it at all?

This was my feeling on both the PS3 and PS4. I’m sure I will get just as much out of my PS5 when I’m finally ready to pull the trigger. I bought the SNES out of the gate and after playing through Super Mario World and F-Zero I spent four months waiting for something else to come out that I wanted.

The PS3 launch proved that strategy to be a horrible idea in practice. There is a more than insignificant portion of the audience that will shop across the aisle and buy from Microsoft rather than wait until the price comes down. And those are future game license fees that Sony will never see. Losing hundreds to make…

Yeah, it’s worth pointing out that at $4/share, even with that $600M held by capital ventures, it was likely undervalued to begin with. AMC doesn’t just provide a service, it owns a ton of physical assets from projectors to snack machines. Even if another chain purchased it and closed locations within same markets,…

Because he’s not a carrier. If a carrier is guilty, all the thefts will occur on a single route. He would have been pulling from various routes. Also, a lot of smaller towns in Connecticut have older, small post offices that can’t handle population booms. I wouldn’t be surprised if Middletown also supports some…

A tanuki to be more specific. A time-travelling tanuki to be pedantic.

As his primary purpose is to have someone for Wario to team up with, I think Waluigi would be the perfect way to introduce a bunch of sports related attacks to the game. Throws a baseball, swings the racket (as his AT already does), smack a hockey stick as a smash attack, an upward basketball dunk, etc.

Don’t you remember that time that they busted into a state capital with their guns and...no, wait.  That wasn’t the Democrats either.

Americans: ”This isn’t who we are.”

Also, they’ve had to change their names so many times over the past few years that by the time I finish saying that they’re currently “Academi” that it will probably change again. 

The Oscars are about the awards themselves. The Game Awards are as much about the awards as the MTV Movie Awards (perhaps even less so).  There is room for both in the game arena as well.  There is no reason the Academy of Interactive Media can’t present industry awards at an industry show like E3.  (Heck, their…

You are correct. I meant to type “intentional association.” I wanted to edit that when I noticed it but I was on my phone and Kinja does not play nice with my old Android.

Yes, though, casual ableism is still ableism. 

You’re not kidding.  I was watching a live stream.  Every time they saw a black person they had to have their picture taken with them as if to reassure themselves that they have the support of black people.  “I can’t be racist, I once went to a rally where there was a black lady.”

I watched a couple of hours of livestreaming from last night, trying to understand their thought process and it was an interesting study in cognitive dissonance. They were walking around the city and looking for Antifas to fight, proclaiming how much better they were than the Antifas who don’t support the police and…