Sure, I’ll bite. He wants to defund Planned Parenthood in his state BECAUSE their teen pregnancy rate is increasing, which started after he decreased PP funding. Brilliant.

I LOVE ETIQUETTE SO MUCH!!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!

I hope they had scalding hot coffee poured on them in hell. Forever.

I don’t think this is that difficult of a question. The cousin shouldn’t be in the wedding because one of the people doesn’t want her to be. The cousin can come to wedding and be a part of it, but not in the wedding party. The cousin doesn’t owe the fiance an apology because she was speaking to the bride, not him. The…

My biggest beef with this particular terminology is grammatical: Female is an adjective. As is Male. Using them as nouns is grating to me and my English degree.

I have definitely experienced instances of men interrupting me. But I do have a question for the person seeking your advice: Is this only a work thing, or do you find yourself being interrupted in other aspects of your daily life? Friends, significant other, etc. The reason I ask this is because I have a very good…

*Women. You work in an office with mostly women, unless some of the aforementioned coworkers are in fact from other, non-human species.

how anyone does anything without a smoke in one hand and glass of merlot sloshing around in their empty stomach is beyond me.

Totally normal conversation right before sex, “Hey, you have a penis, right?”

Forget the ridiculous story about the brain tumor and the swimsuit and the wooly hat, I see hello kitty bears strewn on a bed someone wants to sex me on and I’m walking straight the fuck back out that door.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

The Rock could look like Quasimodo and I’d still love him. That’s a good man, Tom Brady.

I fucking hate that putz.

Damn everyone is there. Oprah + Gail. Kim. That orange butternut masquerading as a Republican hopeful.

“Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t ya?!”

I have a lot of respect for you and I understand your position on this, but I don’t agree. I usually keep this to a minimum, because I know it bothers some good people, but I will occasionally indulge. No more for today, though.