If you are wearing tailored clothing, your socks will show when seated.

Grow a spine Taylor and never let anyone tell you they are responsible for your success. Or, since you are (by all external judgment factors) waaaaay more successful than me— keep doing what you’re doing I guess

Fucking perfect response

Maybe they don’t care***

What about hectic snacking glasses guy??

Not to be a pedant (I am totally a pedant) but I do t think peeps can be rancid as they do not contain any ingredients that could biodegrade:/

...”did their best to look polished and modern”

Organic food and gmo’s shouldn't be mutually exclusive. I buy certain items such as potatoes and apples organic, but I would still eat gmo food.

I agree. Tis genius.

Pray to non-god that I have enough money as a septegenarian to afford a tailor.

Why give them equal wages when they should really be doing their best work in the home- raising and nurturing republicans- for free?

How about “Crouching Cat Hidden Cat” ?

You are my hero!

You just pretty much encapsulated what it's like to be a young female in this country in 3 sentences.

The word skittle is just always funny.

Catcentric=my new favorite word

Cats are the original hipsters.

*Hathaway won her first Emmy for a voiceover on The Simpsons.

My kitty is polydactyl and the name she had when we got her was ‘Polly Mae’ and her brother was smokin’ Jo. (They are both fluffy black cats). We kept jo’s name cuz it’s super cool but changed Polly Mae to Georgia Mae. Then I realized that was mick jagger’s daughters name. Oh well:/

Mine would be...opening the door to meet my best friend (at the time’s) date to see the most handsome man I’d ever seen standing there. Coming to my senses and giving him the shot of whiskey I’d prepared to welcome him with (always the perfect hostess!) and then being jealous of my friend for a while until I realized…