I feel you, owl friend.

Could be the lower half?

I’m sorry but Nebron and VadBunker are totally alien names. And Harlon Braun is totally the kind of name a human protagonist in a bad sci-fi novel about aliens would have.

Don’t Google for the results of cosmetic product testing or anything.

What woman doesn’t want to be used like a piece of Kleenex? Even the “extreme degradation" girl asked too much from him, apparently.

Ah, but he also said he didn’t have the money to do a lot of dating, so he sure as hell is too cheap to spring for a hooker.

Either that, or he’s just a heady combination of cheap and entitled. Line forms to the left, ladies!

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

You don’t spend very much time thinking, do you?

Since the results sound less than stellar, they should have called it Maybe.

My favorite quote was “If hoards of men started taking their wives’ surnames, it would be an unfortunate and perhaps irreversible step towards a matriarchal goddess culture, which blows for guys because those cultures used to routinely kill male infants and treat males like slaves. In a world where there are already…

Holy fucking God, those quotes. I mean, yes, it’s Thought Catalog, which is a few steps below the Daily Mail. But these aren’t rare, or out of the mainstream, male opinions. So many men are horrified and outraged at the idea of “losing their identity,” and at the gross unfairness of even considering taking another…

Cue butthurt comments from women who say there’s nothing sexist about taking their husband’s last name.

Is the current dress code so lenient that everyone is prancing around in glittery American Flag nipple pasties and nothing else? I don't think of congressional interns as dressing anything near unprofessional. Maybe this new dress code bans those super sexy shift dresses or Forever Twenty One blazers that make men…

^ Would harass.

FFS. I can suggest they wear very tight nooses around their necks and keep tightening them until they stop blaming the victim. Or until dead. Whichever comes first.

As funny as big girl’s blouse sounds, I could do without emasculating insults. The idea that there’s an inverse relationship between femininity and awesomeness is something we don’t need in our lives.

But also it’s not at all shocking considering the education on all subjects in this country.

When my parents got divorced my dad adopted a cat. He's the most intelligent man I know, very well-read and I was suggesting all sorts of great literary character names for her. But because she is polydactyl, he ended up naming her Thumbs. This cat is cranky as hell now and I don't blame her.