Still...could be worse... These are the before and after pictures of a 1980s Alfa Arna

I’m sure the piston the mechanic showed me was from my RX7

So I’ve seen the thumb picture a ton, but never really looked at the headlines to go with it. I always assumed it was a picture of Anthony Bourdain. Whoops.

I've got two welders, which will be pried out of my cold dead hands. Presumably after I have inadvertently asphyxiated and electrocuted myself. And my hands might not be cold, smoldering is an option. The prying, that's compulsory. 

According to the listing for the tire technology on Tire Rack, the tech can handle punctures up to a quarter-inch deep.

This! I’ve been using one for years and my miata consistently gets more than 28mpg! My butt dyno tells me that it makes the car faster, too!

This doohickey sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo malarkey. I’ll stick to my tried and tested fuel efficiency booster, Thank you very much!

I didn’t realize the Jeep had been taken out of service right before the war with Spain.

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

That just looks like a 2door Durango to me.

I pity the poor souls who read these article a day too late.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Science. Data. Statistics. GM has evidence, factual proof, their airbags are safe. Why should they be forced to replace them? Because ‘old GM’ is not a reason. Ignition switch failure is not a reason. 

Well you can say the Lego probably has better initial quality than the Land Rover.

Problem is they’ll eventually pull out of the US market altogether. We’ll stop seeing old dentists riding their extra LOUD exhaust bikes through the neighborhoods.

Guess this is a reminder from past Jalopnik experience:

Typically shitty Ford quality issue.   The reason I buy Japanese is that they at least seem to give a shit.  Last Ford I bought new was nothing but trouble from pretty much day 1.  Never again. 

You did not play GTAV for long enough.

Of course it was.  Doofus J. Chump couldn’t successfully negotiate a discount at a supermarket.

Historical photo. Those aren’t rusty yet.