If they can fly at all (end snark).

During the 80s, the Hollywood profitability ratio was 12 to 1. We made $12 of ticket money for every one of ours spent. During the 90s, that ratio fell to 3 to 1. Our filmmakers had become dependent upon experimentation. They had lost some of their recycling skills. Now, Top Remake was created to teach ACM...…

Broke Truck Mountain

Because that would turn a $5,000 trailer into a $50,000 trailer while also halving the payload it could carry.

Oh, look what’s to the left of the Charger in that picture. Most of the time it’s just a character actor, but its had the lead role in at least half a dozen movies.

If Apple is handing out awards based on streaming data, that seems more real (quantifiable) than the other awards shows, not more fake (old white people who vote for Oscars and Grammys based on old white people tastes). Am I missing something?

They may not be great for health or ethnicity testing but they’re fantastic at letting you know that your mother has lied to you for decades, the man you grew up thinking was your father isn’t, you have no right to the name you gave your wife and children and, since your mother is adopted, the only extended family…

That’s a lot to process... I need a cigarette.

What about gun simulation apps? This is a pretty ridiculous reaction. 

Keep the car, get rid of the wife.

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

Don’t forget the seasonal brake pads.

I close my eyes
Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
All that stench
Passes before my nose, a monstrosity

Stink in the wind
All that is, is stink in the wind

Worst-case scenario: we’ll know which bits to take/cut off from the production version ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

For top fuelers they don't run a quarter mile (1320 feet) any more as top speeds were getting crazy.  Now they only run 1000 feet.

Again!

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the latest update seems to show they have parts and a willing mechanic in San Francisco

RIGHT.