Jason Torchinsky (a reliable fount of good ideas and life guidance)

> tipping point calculations for an ‘88 Suzuki

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

Deutschebags?

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“and/or defense against Edmonton” Yeah, the Calgary flames need all the help they can get.

I was sure they still had one, if nothing else as a reason to have a place to put the gentry (Sandhurst) that couldn’t qualify for the RN.

Holding the bag alone? WTF are you talking about? When was the last time the US fought a war on its own? Which country starts illegal wars and then drags others into it (clue: starts with “U” and ends with “S”)? Which country is the only NATO member to invoke article 5? Which other countries did the UK drag into the…

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

I don’t know about the other countries, but if I saw something that claimed it was proudly made in Britain, I’d feel like I’d have to start looking for the rest of it

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Does Tracy’s planned Moab run in that rust bucket he calls a Jeep have anything to do with this decision to leave?

There’s actually a very common phenomenon where people’s minds wander while they’re driving and they go into a sort of ‘autopilot.’ Have you ever pulled up in front of your house and can’t exactly recall the last few minutes of driving, or how you got there? When you spend enough time driving, it becomes so…

Will the Saudis allow women to compete?

When your mind says Weinermobile,but your budget says Vienna Sausage...

Came here to see a tow strap break and take out the G-wagon’s rear window.

On the plus side, JD Power will happily hand out an award to everyone who does better than their projected 5.6% decline. Also to those who don’t.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

The neon is like the nerdy girl in high school, who one day took off her glasses and shook her hair down.....and then you realized she still has a blown transmission.