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On an average day I see more ford rangers than f150s often times when I see a big ford it is an f350.

Remember the GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida and letting it float away? I want one of Bugs cutting off East Anglia with a saw.

No.

This is what it should look like:

Some line-uppers are. At the bottleneck point (or cretin zone as I am now calling it), I will block anyone from merging in front of me. Before that point, I'll gladly let people merge.

While GM has made some fine cars as of late, including the most recent Corvette, we don't work for them. We work for you, the readers.

I think that should be apart of drivers Ed too. Most, if not all driving schools in Ontario (maybe all of Canada) will teach you anytime of year, of course, but when winter rolls around they will take you out for one or two lessons on snow control.. Personally it was a waste of time for me, the shit those instructors…

The quick and dirty from my experience is, from a stand still, put the car in the highest gear it will allow, TC on, and ease onto the throttle.
I learned to drive on a rwd pickup that had no TC or ABS, when I first experienced TC it felt like I had AWD. When I first experienced winter tires (on a rwd car now) it felt…

lol, you took me seriously.

My first thought on the video is they really should be wearing some eye protection. My second thought is great idea.

The wing delete option is called a screwdriver. :)

Goddammit, no, wrong, bad

So the chinese now want quality control and accountability? Ain't that a peach.

This was a common practice in my neighborhood growing up. Just grab onto any bumper and go for a ride. It never seemed to be dangerous at the time.

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So far I am indeed on own. But Papa Jalopnik keeps promising they're going to bring me on full-time so I can quit my strip club valet gig and bring you more trucks.

The Chinese patent things? Well that's a switch. Let's copy it anyway.

I want to start a tree removal service using that exact equipment and technique.