SO, does this make it the Click of Death or the Tic of Death now?

This is like the letterI got from Ford offering to replace the tires on my truck, 8 years after I bought the thing for a defect in them. Had already had two explode, had already replaced them and one rim and sold the POS after 2 years. Ford wanted nothing to do with me at the time, nor when I called them and said I…

Miata, because Miata.

Nope, it’s Chinese, 50% of the barrels will not work first shot, 25% of the remainder will fail within 10 rounds, the rest will melt before the ammo runs out. The warranty is for manufacturers defects, so they will blame all issues on the ammunition. Better buy 20 for that one job.

Did I miss something? “To be sure, the old NSX is nothing like the old NSX.”

Never met my sister?

It’s like falling in love with hooker, yet marrying a crack whore after you paid for a boob job. So deep into the CP abyss, James Camron won’t even go there.

A salvage yard in China, I mean Richmond is now Vancouver? Humph. Richmond is a part of Metro Vancouver (Formerly Greater Vancouver Regional District) but definitely a different city. It is an island south of Vancouver. At least these guys were smart and parked them out in the sticks away from the normal door ding and…

Short a few, but a case yes. :-)

That is the attitude!

Uhm, none of those aircraft are in production anymore (Din’t Trump let you know about that?). Besides, we told you to fuck off about the F-35. And after Boeings’ asinine issue with Bombardier (We fucked you over on that one BTW) The Super Hornet will probably also get the thumbs down.

Is it just me or is the Turd Exploder always trying to kill people? Tires exploding, alignment parts disconnecting and now they are trying to bleed you dry?

2001 A Space Oddity?

Not yet.

If thieves were smart, they would never get caught.

We hav Bot flies here, mosquitos, bears and cougars oh my!

Everything on this planet was created/evolved/put here by aliens (Just covering my bases to prevent a flame war) for a niche that was meant to be filled. Disease included. Checks and balances. When one part fails, another comes about. Humans are too stupid to realize this (Getting better but a wee bit late) Nature…

But if you don’t know you have it because you have no symptoms....... “Hey, let us take antibiotics for this cold incase it turns into pneumonia” ba-dump

But how many jewellers can have their devices call home immediately the first time they are powered on to receive the OK to be used? That said, on Apple laptops/desktops you can always pre-load a drive with the OS (from a similar age/OS device) and do a “First run” from another machine and swap it over before powering…

Depends on where you live. Very high in British Columbia, as we have a single monopoly on basic insurance and  they will try and give you some of the blame for any minor accident if their are no witnesses as this means both parties insurance rates go up, and both parties pay deductible.