A used Samurai, Sidekick, pre 2003 Vitara. Fun, solid chassis (Thus safe don’t flame me crumple zones are for beer cans) As to side intrusion, they usually move upwards and deflect a load of force (DAMHIKT). Or, get yourself an old Chef/Ford PU.

Wish I would have thought this before the engagement and wedding ring bit.........

Uhm, “The car is said to have been professionally built and combines the 300 with 50K on the clock with a wrecked Challenger SRT-8 that had done 10K more before getting boned.” The vehicle that was wrecked was the power plant donor. So, 50% correct.

You mean a large lawsuit. No money back from Ford (Exploding Tires) Or Dodge (Ball Joints) Just an offer to pay for new tires, 5 years after the fact.... and a wary warning to everyone with a Dodge Product.

“It’s hardly a sports car, but it has a sense of occasion that is rarely found in tehicles from this era.” You spelled testicles incorrectly. I’ll see myself out now.

It is Britain. You need to register everything so they can tax you on it. TVs’ to your nut sac.

A missplaced Geordie here, but I have one on each of my off-roaders that I also use on road. :-)

No

Ford + Firestone, what could possibly go wrong?

Shush, using logic is not on Trumps priority list.

And US Navy fighters have a passenger, and can go above Mach 1........ I’ll see myself out now.

Something in metric. :-) Not the stock 15" rims. I run 32x12.5 15Rs’ on mine. Bless those pecs and arms! :-)

A Rim Job and a Wheel Job are two completely different things.

It was the feel of those 11" motors spinning their shafts behind him..I’ll see myself out now.

How many vehicles fit on a ship than on a train? That would be your answer.

One dealer tried to ding me a $500 credit check fee........Told hem to fuck off. Worked. :-)

I said “Pardon?”

Yeppers don it many times and still do. Stopped for many tire changes, fixing loose loads, lost folks and once a snapped throttle cable. No tools but a Leatherman......

Gravity is a lie, the Earth sucks.

Her thoughts will be more lady like than Orloves’. “Oh, poopies...... Birds, Bees, Birds Bees”........