So, two transmission rebuilds then? LOL

Nobody in inventory control wondered why they had so many extra spare tires? Ford and its’ atypical quality control, or lack of.

Rebuilt? CP.

Eat a steak, then shake your head and ask yourself “WTF was I thinking!”

That’ll buff out.

He was framed! Who Framed Simon Rabbit?

When you can Fed-Ex your shite over-night and breeze through security with nothing but a cell phone loose change, a paper-back novel and house keys wearing composite toed safety shoes, I wonder why half these flying idiots even bother reading the news! Side note, only issues I have ever had with metal detectors…

Why are fire engines red?

Suzuki Samurais, Sidekicks etc pul intake air from between the inner and outer fender. You can drown them for a bit with no ill effects. :-)

Never walked into Whole Sale Sports? Wanstalls? lol

Untrue, if you do not have a violent criminal record, and are of sound mind and have three people who have know you for a long time sign off on the paper work after taking a 2 day safety course, you can (Once licensed up) walk into a gun store and pick up a rifle and a handgun. IIRC they also got rid of the…

Ehm, we have guns up here eh? But only like 137 carrying permits for placer miners. (That is an old number, but should be staying steady)

Shoulda RAMmed him.

A bike rider was crossing the then fairly new Golden Ears Bridge. There is a nice wide separated bike lane. However, the found it to hard to get to. This gentleman decided to ride on the really narrow should. His from tire jammed into a drainage cover, and was thrown under a dump truck. Darwin was correct. Bike riders…

Bet he said he was sorry after the last club to the head.

Were you dropped on your head at an early age? :-)

Yeah, but VW and Bosch, need I say more? May as well get tied to a tree naked, covered in gravy with a pack of ravenous and horny jackals around.

Firefox and Safari, no picture :-(

Apart from a few balloon bombs, and a few shells from a Japanese submarine, America wasn’t getting the shit bombed out of it. You are welcome.

Snigger. Yeah, America, and only America won WWII. LOL