Yep. It spits Turdlets and improves the owners dick size from 2 to 3 centimetres.

Hmmmph. Buy Mazda 3. I Average 35MPG (Heavy traffic on the way home, 44MPG on the way in to work) You can have more fun, and do not suffer the stigma of owning a Chevy. Bonus, things do not fall off.

Meh, why drop the tranny? That hole where the wiggly stick goes gets a 2X4 over it, and a loop of rope around it and the tranny. The bigger the tranny, the bigger the wood. Wait, that did not come out right.

Because History Channel. Need I say more?

Richmond BC Canada. Rear ended twice in one week in the same drive through bank machine! Also had an ass-hat park so close to my new truck (At the time) I could only open the drivers side door a few centimetres. I was at the far end of a mall parking lot and no one else was parked anywhere near me! Just the other week…

Enjoy replacing the timing chain guide..........

Nit more appropriate

I am talking about commercial large volume shipments, not laptop batteries.

Pretty well the same thing as an old Samurai. Like the Toy, pretty well the same deal. I am too old to drive my armstrong steering severely lifted and SPOAD one. Looking for a more cushy XJ.Even though I love the ease of repairability of the Sammy, The Toys are easier to swap out a clutch (Inline) IMHO the XJ just…

Shipping large amounts (Commercial Shipments) are not allowed on passenger flights. Cargo only. Source, worked for a manufacturer, and a pack maker.

Tell that unpressurized bit to the pets that get loaded into the cargo hold.

Hmmm, SWMBO have sex only on Mondays. Well, first Monday in January on a Leap Year that is.

I for one will accomplish spitting out the puke from my mouth, then brushing my eyes clean with a wire brush.

Meanwhile, in the Lower Mainland of BC, anyone can straight pipe their Harley and blast down streets at 2AM waking up everyone for kilometres around because the RCMP will not issue Certified DB meters. Only the VPD has them, and they only do the occasional weekend blitz. Probably because it might annoy the snowflakes…

No you wouldn’t. The Chevy assembled ‘Kicks (Trackers) and Vitara (Also called ‘Kicks) where a mish mash of oddball bits, and poorly assembled. Heck I have had, and still have one of each. The Tracker needs more repairs due to shoddy assembly than the J models. however with patience and a few simple tools (A few more…

The ad on iSolidity Sensor add-on for exact measurements for absorption.

“1) It was rated at a half-ton. However, I know for a fact it could handle heavier loads in the bed.” This is pretty much true for most pickups. The rating really means how much weight the brakes can stop. But trust me, driving at or near the bump stops with next to no steering going over bumps at 80K/55Mph is NOT…

Odd. I had not purchased a new vehicle for 20 years and was a wee bit unsure of what to do for paperwork to bring down to the dealer for a bank loan. (I knew what I wanted and was going to buy it the following year for the next model already) I brought down pay stubs, my last 3 mortgage statements, my other three…

I hated “Alien Penis’” until I met SWMBO and she did it this way for me!