Absolutes are bad. That’s why I never use them.

The undisputed king of Gran Turismo 2. 

right after I’m through with this cloud!

Yes. You most definitely want a Lincoln. I have owned 2 continentals so far (RIP my first 2018, totaled with 29k miles at 10 months old.) And I’m on my second black label. I had the choice to buy a LOT of cars for $82,000 but this Conti won it. Its fast. Like, beats 5.7 Hemis, STis and GT mustang’s ALL DAY type fast…

Are you trying to tell me that government subsidies supporting a specific market that doesn’t have the proper market to support said investment is a bad idea?

Read my book ($29.99) and attend my seminars ($49.99 each) to learn how you, too, can become fabulously wealthy buying penny stocks!

First Gear: It’s going to be the dot com bubble all over again. Pick your horses and make your bets. But be prepared to lose your money.

Is it a mkney pit?

But he knows what he’s got..

I always roll my eyes whenever I see NADA or KBB in a listing. Like seriously, I can look up values too, dipshit.  Doesn't mean that you're going to get your price, that's why those are *average* prices.

If no one is buying your car, it isn’t desirable and at the right price.

Okay, so now I can go back and gloat at all those people that called me an idiot for saying this was a Corvette and not a new halo car or Cadillac.

It seems like they missed an opportunity to reveal it on America’s birthday. Fireworks, hotdogs, american flag shorts, and corvettes..............right? lol

The only things that are keeping more people (Americans) from adopting electric vehicles are:

YouTube comments make Kinja comments look like The Iliad. 

I think a car uses that building to store its collection of rich guys.

Neutral:

Maybe I’m not a true Jalop, but I think it is the little things I do that allow me to get money for cars, or in my case, usually bikes.

I really don’t get that. I mean, the Patriots suck, but...why are you rooting against an American company that’s building the first truly innovative cars in 50 years? And why does it make you happy to see them fail?

The irrational hatred of Tesla is one of those things I find deeply puzzling. There are perfectly…

Reverse Coyote (not the sexual position). Now they smuggle cars inside of people.