“It is times like these when I wonder, how is it that the company that makes the most popular vehicle in America, the F-Series pickup, a vehicle that is profitable as all hell, can’t seem to make a profit? I wonder.... Hm. I just may never know.”

Good point; the point being that two-ton vehicles don’t stop on a dime when someone hunting pokemon decides to step in front of a moving vehicle traveling at 45mph. 

Impeccable timing. They destroy the site the week of the world series and during the beginning of the 3 other major sports seasons, then come back online when all sports have been cancelled worldwide.

I just bought my first new-to-me vehicle in 11 years; your probably living in the same past as me. I am still floored how much used cars are nowadays. Had to hold my nose and hand over the money on a “great deal.”

I love how every movement nowadays rapidly decides to eat itself.

Deal.

“Both France and Renault will be fine, too.”

Yet your breakdown just lost 99% of people trying to start up because you immediately got them lost in the weeds. The original poster is absolutely right. Do the big 5, don’t eat like a pig and you’re off & running. You’re trying to introduce calculus to someone that needs to first learn basic arithmetic first.

A lot of people felt that was a sign because Darrell Waltrip was in a similar state in 2001 at the end of the broadcast when most of the general public thought it was a harmless crash and was unaware. 

Ah, the desperate attention seeker that brings up their causes in every imaginable situation, regardless of how inappropriate it is, and is pretty much universally hated. Also, the desperate attention seeker that typically has < 3 total friends that only stick around because they’ve known you since grade school. Good…

That’s the trend nowadays. Basically, people just sit around and wait to pounce on someone that doesn’t know something they do, even when it’s an insanely trivial piece of information less than 1% of the population would have any clue about.

Yes, it’s absolutely terrifying that someone was unaware of the “damage” driving in the sand can do.

So original. You should use that line at parties.

The great “let the inmates run the asylum” experiment continues at Google. 

“What does that even mean?”

You really put some thought into your Twitch donation policy.

lol I didn’t vote for Trump, but I find any democrat talking about “full blown civil war” and NOT shitting their pants hilariously out of touch. Do you have any idea how insanely bad an actual civil war would be for the left?

I’m going to start using that. 5' 14"

That’s not revenue, it’s a profit figure (assuming EBIT). Revenue was a little north of $4B if my google machine is accurate. 

I would pay to watch a reality show where the person in scenario #1 makes financial decisions in each episode and walks us through his/her “logic” while doing so. Gold. Pure gold.