The worst thing is when people won't let you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

Stoya, I am the wrong person to be asking. I think it's wrong for almost anyone to call my mobile devices, regardless of how they got my number, because I hate talking on the phone and you should know that about me by now.

D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear. I feel like this whole article is exploitive and the photograph just increases the air of sensationalism. I generally like your stuff, but you're not educating people or urging them to take action here. It's just the usual maxims and expressions of superiority we always see in these cases.

It seems remarkably unethical that photos of this little boy were released to the media. He is too young to consent & the adults who should be taking care of him are horrible people. Publishing photos of a child in such vulnerable circumstances doesn't sit well with me. His story is heartbreaking & gripping enough…

He's Will Wheaton

I was never particularly attached to HIMYM (it wasn't until the fanfare around the finale that I was able to remember what the acronym even meant), but it's unfortunate that the practice of using a dead woman as a speed bump for a male one's development is apparently no longer exclusive to drama.

Actually, Ann Coulter died of prostate cancer in 2002. Her Twitter account's a sentient emu skeleton with a swatch of eyelid skin stretched over it.

False. I present: M-A-S-H.

All sitcoms with laugh tracks are LAME. End of story.

Anyone else getting sick of Hilaria Baldwin and her famewhoring?

Honestly, the result is so embarrassing, I'd be disappointed if you didn't mock it.

Vodka and weed forever. The rest of you can go to hell! Unless you think it might be TOO FUN there, that is.

Gwyneth Paltrow descends the stairs of her summer home in Southhampton wearing a gorgeous Ralph Lauren gown. Chris Martin sits at the piano in the sun room, writing a future number one hit. The children are dancing and laughing.

As someone who works for the Fed, I fault the Federal Government with their all important worship of the private sector and contracting out services, and Red States who opted not to partipate in creating their own exchange. Federal IT systems (in general) are old, antiquated, and for the most part inadequate. …

I know she is not liked much on here, but I like her.

Apparently when the zombie apocalypse hits, most female Disney characters will immediately bare their midriffs.

I miss Roundhouse every gosh darn day. JUST BRING BACK THESE SHOWS SO CHILDREN HAVE A CHANCE. Where are all the execs that were like, "Oh, we make exciting and varied TV for adults, let's just do the same for children. Sci-Fi, sitcoms, variety and sketch shows, game shows, trivia shows." and we got super awesome TV.…

I used to work at Jo-Ann Fabrics as a 'keyholder' or entry level manager. The 4 main managers (not me) were all in this exact situation - and the company took SO MUCH ADVANTAGE of it. All of the salaried managers (and we are talking barely over 24,000) worked about 60 hours a week because the company gave us far…