I want to be Sia's friend.

Subject aside, I would never buy a book of such bland and shallow photography. They're so washed out and pale.

Hey I'm so sorry about your mother. Be well.

I really wish they still made the tomato toner. Smelled amazing !!

didn't even watch the video and the song is now stuck in my head .

I went from being a lazy person to being a HOLY SHIT LAZY AS FUCK person thanks to my bf. I'm a pant size larger, still have no savings, well the list goes on. But fuck I'm happy.

I HAVE TO read while I'm eating for I'll go crazy. I dig this.

I work in a mall and I'm really sick of the general publics idea that it's a place to go to hang out/kill time/entertain your kids. Mostly people use this argument when they're mad we're closed due to inclement weather. The mall is for people who will spend money- not a safe place for parents to get free…

I just always hated Boy Meets World...I remember watching it as a kid and thinking "why do teenagers make such a big deal out of their relationships?" and Cory kinda ooked me out.

Well my boyfriend proposed marriage via text and sent a pic of a knockoff ring he found at work. SOOOOOOO HILAAAARIOUS.

My bf and I are such snobs that we watch MASH without the laugh track. I don't even tell people because I know how that sounds. And holy shit was that show funny! Even with all the casual sexism !

I live in Baltimore and my idiot house mates WILL NOT dispose of their recycling properly so every day the damn rats come closer and closer to the house.

There's been a message on the site for days that it would be down in the early hours. I'm bummed because I can't afford my works health insurance ($245 a month for a $3000 deductible ?!) but I make too much to get any help from affordable care. I was directed to my states open market where my cheapest option carries a…

I know why you picked these, Mark : in all the other drawings the women are wearing LIKE NOTHING.

You guys! At any distance these would just look like you had desiccated, tobacco fingernails.

Sounds just like my job. It's amazing how upper management has an answer for all your concerns regarding having SO MUCH TO DO and NO PAYROLL to do it. It is criminal.

I'm a retail manager, not yet at a salaried/no overtime position. Frankly I don't ever want to salaried. My flagship manager easily works 70 hour weeks but gets paid for 40 and THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT. My company also recently announced that they'd be raising the costs of our health insurance because we didn't do well…

I don't call home very often and it's terrible. I love my mom and dad a ton so I don't really know why. My dad has Multiple Myeloma and though he's currently in remission after an intense transplant last year, he's not super well and he isn't himself. My mom is extremely overwhelmed with work and money and is quite…

Ugh the fucking transit police here are the worst.

Alternately, "hey fuck you!"
Usually makes my friends realize they said something shitty!