Man. I really thought this was leading to a punch line :(

I have Asperger’s and “reading people” is my greatest area of struggle with it as far as social interaction. I’m totally oblivious, I would never think anybody actually liked me. Even when my SO expressed interest in me, I thought she was joking. I laughed it off, luckily she expressed her feelings again a few months…

Therapists don't have to interpret clues. You are supposed to be actually telling them your experiences. They ask questions, you answer. It isn't like you just go into a room and talk and they start making guesses.

A link to a reddit forum tells me everything I need to know about any form of interaction I will ever have with you.

Not so much. When I was a frustrated virgin in college, a girl from one of my classes invited me over to her place. She made a point of mentioning that she didn’t have any STD’s, she put Heavy Metal on the TV, and disappeared back into her bedroom. I watched the whole movie, and it was years before I realized she…

I’m also thinking now about all the time when sex was on the table, but I somehow misread signals and went home empty. Dating is impossible!

Maybe I’d not expressed myself clearly (English isn’t my native language). I meant, since it’s a bad thing that men in general don’t get the right cues from women, it’s a small consolation that this cluelessness isn’t only towards women.

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.

If it’s some sort of consolation, men are terrible at picking ANY cues. I’m a heterosexual guy. Once I got to pick my lesbian daughter from a LGBT nightclub. While I was waiting for her saying good bye to friends, a guy approached me and started to chit-chat. I thought not of it, and it was a pleasant talk. Then the…

My lanugage is already set to that... Do I need to change location to?

After clicking “Upgrade this PC” I just get a prompt that says “Something Happened” and I’m forced to close the window. Wuh???

I know you didn’t say asleep. I took it one step further to demonstrate how ridiculous getting mad at someone for being tired is, particularly when there’s no way that you wouldn’t be groggy if woken up at the wrong point in your sleep cycle.

Yes but so is everything else. You ever walk past the same storm drain outside a strip of bars and notice how over the course of a week or two the vomit slowly evaporates? It never left. It’s still there. If you want to retain your sanity it’s best not to think about these things. My English uncle, for example, thinks…

Without getting too technical, the aim required changes throughout the procedure as the flow becomes weaker. In other words, private homes need urinals.

I am in complete agreement here.

My son learned the hard way why we put the lid down as soon as we get up. The sink, being next to the toilet, had a medicine cabinet above it. when you opened said cabinet, sometimes things fell out (reason unknown, it ws never overpacked), and it would bounce off the edge of the sink…

My other half finally started closing the lid when I told him about fecal matter on the toothbrushes.

Yes. I sometimes wonder about the microscopic poo particles on people’s ceilings who don’t close the lids. Toilets spray that stuff pretty high when flushed.

No. The lid always goes down. There is a lid for a reason, and that reason is to contain microscopic bacteria that spew all over the place when you flush the toilet. That is the only correct answer.

No mention of the fact that both males and females are happier when they’re about to land on a dick?