“Off the table, mate, or it’ll be one bob, even.”

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

Not the elbow! I can’t stand to watch people do that, it makes me cringe. I can stand the general population knowing if it means a small piece of me doesn’t die every time I watch some guy wind it up over the elbow.

This used to be the secret method that separated the pros from the amateurs. The pros would do this (actually faster and easier than any other method once you learn it) while the amateurs would either wrap overhand, however the cable “wanted” or worse yet, over the elbow.

Any other method besides this for coiling cable besides this is unequivocally wrong.

I did theater club in high school (lighting/crew) and if I learned one valuable skill it was how to coil cable. And once you know how to do it properly, every time you see it done incorrectly it will make you irrationally angry (at least in my experience). Seriously, it’s actually easier to do it correctly and if you…

Mixed Martial Arts YES that is better than boxing...UFC NO, these days UFC is about on the same level as WWE. They are practically a joke in the mixed martial arts world

I believe this is the kind of occasion the prayer “lord save us from your followers” was invented for.

My husband had to restrain me at a Disney World counter-service restaurant, where we waited in line to order for FIFTEEN MINUTES, and the people in front of me STILL had to lingeringly peruse the menu board which had been plainly visible to them for FIFTEEN MINUTES (did I mention we’d all been standing in front of it…

“she didn’t tip Sunday lunch waitstaff because she knew ‘that means they didn’t go to church.’”

To me, it sounds like a bunch of doctors invested in a money-losing tax shelter back in the early 80s but they screwed up and it became a success.

Besides that, it’s owned and operated by Doctor’s Associates, Inc.

Why do these sufferers insist on thinking that the disease is biological and not mental? We have a long way to go towards accepting that mental illness is illness, don’t we?

Bravo!

Awesome and for some reason this is all I can think of:

What, no "yo dawg" references? Someone please?