The only thing that really bothers me is that the Scooby Gang seem to be armed to the teeth.

Im 45 and my biggest regret is not doing more drugs before I had kids.

For all that work I’d rather spend $20 and get a new keyboard.

Ivan Reitman was going to film it at one point, but he thought the answer the question of Life, the Universe and Everything being 42 was “too anticlimactic.”

So that would be a lesbian cow then.

You realize you are no fun at parties?

That’s what she said.

We want to notice, it’s just that some of us can’t accept that “it would happen to me”.

“Is it even possible to flirt in a way that also signals you don’t want to actually go out?”

When you flush the toilet with the seat up, you create a poo germ aerosol that fills the whole room with poo germs.

Yep. Give me a list. That way I know when I can have some free time, and I am not in danger of forgetting something (this includes deliberate forgetting).

We’ve all been there.

• JAMES WHAT IN THE HELL? If you thought that the president of your local NAACP was LYING about being black, why why why why why why why why why would you keep that under wraps?

People like to waste their own time, not just yours.

Heroes of the Storm is boring to play, can’t see how it would be interesting to watch.

You can have my 12 inches when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

"Have you ever been sitting around with friends and asked a question and been told to just Google it?"

The last thing acid is is tedious.

Thatsnotok.