True, but remember, if you’re single you can’t cook passive-aggressively, and that’s too good to miss out on...

Well, that does save a lot of time and money, not to mention bruised feelings...

Meanwhile, I have a credit score that requires advanced math and imaginary numbers to calculate...

Sure, but based on the accused’s behavior regarding the money, I’ll bet you a dollar this wasn’t an account that routinely saw six-figure transactions running through it...

Jeebus, I hope you get treated better when you make a mistake at your job...

New to the internet, huh? Welcome. Cat pictures are over there, Rick Astley videos are in the corner, and everyone’s terrible.

And they say there’s no romance after marriage...

I SWEAR! THE WATER WAS COLD!

One of my buddies is also a doctor in my primary doctor’s practice.  I never know the right way to address him in the office -- “Hey, Danny!” seems a little too casual, but calling a guy I go out for beers with “Doctor Anderson” seems too stilted.  I usually go with my awkward default “Hey, uh, Danderson!”

We used to play it indoors and called it “Deck the Halls”.

You’ve done it now...

Update: Finally got the confirmation link. Actually got about 8 of them a half hour after mashing the re-send link button repeatedly because it didn’t seem to do _anything_ and you can’t even look at anything in Cronometer until you have verified your email address...

Uhhh... MyPlate has adds.  Maybe not as intrusive as MFP, but it totally has ads.

MFP’s recipe function is amazing... plug a recipe’s website into it, or just drag and drop an ingredient list into it to get the macros and calories calculated and get it saved into your list so you can log it.

MFP Cons: Easily ignored ads

That makes their behavior even more inexcusable... Hey, I know this money doesn’t mean diddly to me, and it’s important to you, but what the hell, fuck you anyways, Megatron.

The Detroit Lions are sore losers even in articles where they aren’t the topic. Now that’s on-point marketing for you.  You can’t buy bad publicity like that; you have to charge for it.

Too polite, by far.  “Hey, remember your asshole friend that raided the fridge at the last party?  Don’t bring him back.”

Sorry, Salty, you done effed up on this one.

Here’s the thing... You should NEVER expect to plop in and charge your hardware for free while you’re grabbing a bite to eat. That’s the basic, entitled pain-in-the-ass attitude that started this whole, unfortunate mess.