Lucky sunovabitch...

Yep, Dads don’t. We all get drug along to our wives’ mommy-play-dates. Here’s something my wife still doesn’t understand, and we’ve been married for 20 years: Just because she likes one of the moms from school doesn’t mean I like the guy she’s married to... 

Hey Alan! Happy to see you around!

Does it matter? Out-of-line bullshit is out-of-line bullshit. Call her on it, or if you’re uncomfortable with that, go to HR or find a new job.

“Lady, what the fuck is wrong with you?” works just as well, though it’s proof that English sorely lacks an appropriate ‘casual’ word for women, and needs a word comparable to “guys” or “dudes”.

<stage whisper> I think Boomish’s real name is Anthony...

Sounds like being married...

Hey, Milk Bone Brushing Chews are not cheap, man!

This article makes it sound like it’s everyone else’s fault that Anthony’s a knuckle-dragging fuckwit. But the truth is, it’s only Anthony’s fault, and nobody else owes him an apology for having to deal with bullshit in the office.

Joke——————->

P.S. Fuck Anthony

That’s too much tiptoeing around. I’ve found that a simple “Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?” works wonders. If that doesn’t get through to the small brain behind the thick skull, asking HR “Dude, what the fuck’s wrong with Anthony?” certainly will.

Sure, but in my experience* you don’t often run into things where your job utterly changes overnight, it’s more like putting a frog in cold water and slowly raising the temperature — you don’t realize you’re doing a ton of non-essential tasks until you’re completely buried.

Yep, same at our place. But. . . In 25+ years of working in aerospace and automotive manufacturing, I have yet to see a white-collar job description that does not include the phrase “other tasks as assigned”. . .

You didn’t hit “TALK TO YOUR BOSS” hard enough. All that other stuff is bullshit if you don’t talk to you boss about your job expectations changing dramatically.

Here’s a big one that everyone forgets... “Don’t try to reduce everything to a poorly-written infographic”.

So what? Either you’re dealing with email that’s been encrypted end-to-end, in which this isn’t an issue, or you’re not, in which case all of your email is as secure as a post-card, and anyone that’s interested in it can read it with no real barriers anyway.

In other words, “act like a grown-up”? Amazing!

Nah, that’s the reflection of the souls you’ve consumed.

Kosar? Nah... He would have limped around looking confused after handing off to Eric Metcalfe and watching him bounce off the largest guy on the Patriot’s D-Line...