The Economist’s new cover:

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

I’m sorry all those those things happened to you, but I want to thank you for sharing, because I would have never thought about it that way.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

I actually had tears in my eyes listening to a woman on MSNBC (whose name unfortunately I can’t remember) as these stories were breaking talk about Crooks’ boyfriend saying he didn’t think it was the physical intrusion that upset Crooks so much as it was the feeling of powerlessness...that she couldn’t say or do…

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

This question gets asked a bit, so I’ll address it here. The woman did go to the police but after filing her civil suit. She was questioned about the delay and inconsistencies in when she said she went to police in court this week. The LAPD says it has the case and is investigating but has not given the case to…

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS.

I’m the daughter of a father, so I more than understand.

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

No. Just raise better boys. Good kids who grow up with the proper understanding of what respect is do not turn into rapists because they joined some social club.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

It’s going to be so uncomfortable when Laurie sees Ryan at the Dancing with the Stars taping on Monday and he has to be gracious and say, “Wow, how was it?” And she has to say, “You didn’t miss anything” even though he clearly missed a LOT.

This was superb, and made me laugh. Well done.