Pretty innovative stuff there, rushing the passer. I wonder if the rest of the league will catch on this season.

He is literally saying give no one the benefit of the doubt until you get all the information, you dolt.

I am a Pats fans, and Patsplainers like you are just the worst. The Pats are fucking better than everyone else, but it’s because they’re smarter, not because they’re the only people “gameplanning.” It’s so irritating to watch people around Boston smugly talk about the Pats like they just work harder. Dan Quinn…

Those are the typical ages of Louisiana’s swamp-trash couples!

No, there’s no “fairness” to the Falcons here. They shouldn’t have been passing. Freeman shouldn’t have had to block Hightower because he should have been carrying the ball forward on 3rd and 1. This isn’t that hard.

Panthers fans don’t have time to show the rest of the nation how awful they are when they didn’t exist until 2015 and then promptly disappeared after that.

HEAR IT FROM PATRIOTS FANS ABOUT WHAT PATRIOTS FANS THINK OF OTHER TEAMS!

Jesus, you Massholes deserve every square inch of shit you’re given.

Leo and Sam Jackson from Django

Sam playing the ultimate House Slave in that movie

I guess that’s how she saw Ray Ray

Let’s be clear, the NFL’s line is, “He’s not good enough. We’d take any guy who would help us win,” then vaguely gesture to the list of women/child beaters still in the NFL, because they have “talent.”
THEN Lewis comes out and says, “He WAS good enough to be considered but then his girlfriend did a tweet that hurted my…

You don’t know that there’s no sex and I could lick myself whenever I wanted; I’d be fed well enough that I wouldn’t need to eat shit; I could get drunk off what’s spilled in the floor (our dog is 9 pounds); I don’t do drugs now anyway so no biggie; I’d reach my expected lifetime - and I would be humanely euthanized…

Would I change places with my dog? In a fucking heartbeat. I don’t have to get up before dawn to run around like an asshole to earn a living? No chores? No being on call? No taxes? I get to shit on the floor and STILL get fed (dog food AND table scraps) and unconditional love? Is this even a debate?

that just seems like a lot of work

Personally, microwaving hot dogs is my favorite way to cook them.

im sorry, is he just staring down the ball as it hits him in the face? that’s next level

And really, for this sort of bitching, the prettiest gripes are the best gripes.

I’m a Vikings fan, and even though I’m still bitter about the more recent Blair Walsh playoff meltdown, I still masturbate to both of these clips.

Game of Porcelain Thrones

I’m a Lions fan.

Color me unsurprised that George R.R. Martin roots for the Giants, the Jets AND the Packers.