Also the Dillon Panthers, for that matter.

D.J. Reader does not believe in fucking dinosaurs.

if they didnt want to have this article written to coincide with harvey they could have just won more games last year

I revel in being a cynical fucking asshole that believes that the human race should be wiped from the earth, with prejudice.

Houston resident (not a Texans fan), loving this. I have to put up with enough of JJ Watt’s face every time I go to HEB that this feels like catharsis.

The city is used to dead bodies.

Broski needs to take a chill pill before he has an aneurysm. 

Well, before Stafford’s injury last year, the Lions were up 3 games on the Packers. If they had even a slightly-less-than-mediocre running game, they win one of their last three and take the division.

Good memory. Of course, Lauren actually put that same stat in the article you’re commenting on.

Damn you and your Canadian reliance on data and logic.

Right, yeah, I got it. But as a Jets fan I know that their defense has actually tended to be frustratingly competent(11th in total yards last year, 4th in 2015). So suggesting that they were missing an O seemed, you know, more apt.

Given the Jets, I figured it would be Armagetten. You know, no d.

I’m a Chiefs fan, and I can tell you....if Anthony Sherman is on your fantasy team, you are in shit.

Fun fact: Armagedon has a twin brother, Depimpact.

Good thing they passed on Brokenhands Canttackle.

Huh. If he’s going to the Jets you’d figure it’d be spelled Armageddn.