“Has she seriously not updated her music library since 1983"

Opposite of this:

There must be a conversion chart somewhere, because Canada uses metric years.

One of the biggest, dumbest bad decisions in the history of commerce had to have been when Sears missed the online shopping boat. They already had the reputation as the catalog king, and they already had a nationwide shipping and distribution system in place. These newfangled Amazon centers where you can pick up your…

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Ok — I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt you are not just trolling and give you a completely apolitical explanation:

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

Nevada should just set up a Facebook poll. Problem solved.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Much as I want to hate on gig companies, a 229 deliver sample size is hilariously small. Like, so small I’m not sure why they even bothered making a report. For how big these companies are, a zero needs to be added onto that number at the minium.  

They need to make Tesla’s supercharger an SAE standard so other companies don’t feel like they are losing face by adopting a competitor’s system.

Chris Christie already shit that bed and there’s no unshitting it. NJ Transit trains need to use the Hudson tubes that are owned by Amtrak and were supposed to be upgraded decades ago. Christie, in an attempt to appear stupider than Trump in chasing the Moron-American vote that is so important in Republican…

Answer: force fields.

Go fuck yourself. This is how I support my kids. I make 18 an hour doing Doordash and love it. I have extreme flexibility with when I work and don’t work that I could never find being a regular employee. Don’t believe everything you read. Plenty of dashers out there like me that would be screwed without this job. I…

The long haul lines on the tall metal towers are rarely a problem. It is the local lines on poles that get tangled with trees.

Is this a thing now, too? Cigarette butts everywhere are already bad enough. Anyone who throws their butt on the ground should have it picked up and extinguished in their eye. Fuck those shitty people.

Also, the Uber offices won’t be a burden to Dallas residents or business owners. Their presence will generate revenue.

This caws for change in owl law enforcement handles these cases. A kid like Werts has too much taloned for them to be robin him of practice time.

Exactly....servers think they are being victimized for paying income tax. 100% of servers will complain about it, trust me. And 95% of them will not claim any of their cash tips. Yet, they still almost always make the most in any given restaurant, pre or post tax (not including bartenders, who are usually equally as…