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Pictured: Billy Beane, hard at work with this season’s “rebuilding” of the A’s.

Meh. Good for Dyson. Two things, first off, it’s only the sixth inning, and the game was still close. Maybe if it with was two outs in the ninth of 10-0 game I might feel different, but I doubt it.

Their father, Homer, doesn’t se what the fuss is about.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Good call on the ump in the bottom gif, I think you’re right.

Would what you’re describing actually be “impeding” the runner? Or would it be helping the runner not get thrown out?

I knew it was over with the release of XXX McXXXface, because once the porn parody comes out, it’s dead.

Alonso is having a great season but I’m still not calling him the best first baseman in the AL

Terrifying arsenal? Seriously? You lose credibility with statements like this. He had what looks like two pistols, a rifle, and about 100 rounds of ammunition. Can we please stop with the ridiculous hyperbole?

All sorts of crazy shit tonight. Chaos.

That escalated quickly.

Said a slightly different way...

The only time you don’t pull in is when the road to the left is blocked to the intersection and doesn’t look like it’s going to clear.

Pull into the intersection. If the intersection is big enough, pull up enough so another car behind you can get in too. That way when the light changes, you don’t screw over the person behind you, and you both make the light.
When people sit behind the line at an intersection, I want drag them out of their cars.

Sadly, my experience in life is that 90% of people give zero fucks about anybody but themselves in every situation

My experience in 25 years of driving is that 90% of people give zero fucks about the cars behind them. They want to get through the intersection, but don’t care if anyone behind them makes it or not.

This is my biggest driving pet peeve. In regular driving conditions, you should always pull into the intersection and be ready to go if there’s a break in traffic or you get the green arrow. If the light turns yellow, you complete your turn so you’re not blocking the opposing traffic. It’s really pretty simple.

You’re not actually factoring in the cost of the miles on your vehicle.

Zaza isn’t really hurt. He is just trying to get out of going to San Antonio.

I’ve been thinking about this and his best solution would be to wear some nikes with the logo covered in duct tape, then just apply the BBB logo on with a marker.