I was going to read this bullshit, but you lost me at “hard Drake.”

Or, the San Francisco Bullshitters are  now ruined.

Sounds mighty Batchelor of Arts.

Are you certain that fans “don’t have a right to yell shit at the player?”

Shwaq travelled and fouled on every possession. Backwards butt jump move.

With tax-deductable charitable contributions budget and/or PR budget.

Good point, but let’s also see if James Johnson can make a couple other tantrum brats eject themselves so easily. GSW vs Heat 12/3. Heat vs Pelicans 12/23. Two Tech Fever—Catch it!

I think it would be great if Eli handled it like, “HAHAHAHAHAHA. OK, this is going to be the best game I have ever watched.”

Cannot wait to see the camera cut to close ups of Eli and McAdoo each time Geno and whoever the other crash test dummy is blow it.

Sounds right to me, but I can’t really picture Geno or the other guy still being able to stand up after this Sunday.

Is that Jeff Spicoli?

What kind of Moranis, what, with a Dark Helmet on?

Usually Aqib stupid jokes like that to myself.

Is that Steve Kerr?

Sections of (new) socks on wrists? With fray lint. Custom shit. Will stay tuned for more action.

Lapel vs. hairline

Craziest “hairline” vs. craziest forehead.

Speaking of corruption probes...

If it were, both goalposts would’ve detonated at the same time—when Cheney croaks, “pull it...”

Definitely couldn’t be a bird routine.