You’re not actually factoring in the cost of the miles on your vehicle.

Thing is, people are assholes. Dogs are dogs, it’s up to people to not be asshole dog owners. I get just as frustrated at people who don’t “curb” their dogs (what a ridiculous euphemism for “picking up shit”), and I’ve never had male dogs so pissing “on” things has never been an issue. It just seemed to me that in the…

Zaza isn’t really hurt. He is just trying to get out of going to San Antonio.

I’ve been thinking about this and his best solution would be to wear some nikes with the logo covered in duct tape, then just apply the BBB logo on with a marker.

He’s kinda old to be a student-athlete, isn’t he?

Is it just me, or does this somehow look like Goofy wearing a Darth Vader mask?

To answer your lead question, no. Marketers, if you’re paying attention, I’m a millenial who can afford things now, and there are a few things I want out of a new car:

Teams should seriously consider 10-day contracts for guys like Oakley or Xavier McDaniel to come out 0f retirement solely to put this putz on the deck.

Fuck this guy.

+1 Way Or Another

It’s crazy, I can’t help it but I’m reading this guy’s comments inside my head with a Russian accent.

So we’re taking him seriously as a designer now? Persistence is key?

The whole Zen Master thing was always bullshit.

You can’t just beat people up who irritate, bother, or offend you.

And what the hell is he looking at?

The fact that someone looked at that picture of him and said “Yup, that’s just the look for our new head coach that will inspire our players and fans.” is amazing in its own way. Like, someone actually looked at that and decided that was the one to go with.

Man, that is so fuckin’ good. “First of all, you’re not a good fighter.” Basically, calm your tits big man. Fuck around with me and get your ass whooped.

We had a meeting. That debate is over. He’s not a designer.

Yeah, I was kind of disappointed that he said that. I think when athletes acknowledge that they care about how the talking heads assign them value, it’s just validates a lot of dumb, arbitrary arguments, as though the concept of “legacy” was an agreed-upon universal truth and we’re all talking about the same thing.