Whatevski bitchniks, I’d parkour the fuck outta that pig skillet.

Let’s watch drunken buckshot target practice at manbuns.

Let’s watch drunken buckshot target practice at manbuns.

Legit misses. Fuck were you watching?

No one landed shit and Betances is a chickenshit lying bitch.

“...fancy Mont Blank pens...”

• Nice encouragement to live with love.
  

Also, Urena had a good one—but not quite as good as last lear.

What the hell is that serving suggestion?! I can enter the egg on my own.

• Wolf down 10 pounds of beef in 1 hour: For a month or two, you’ll be fine with just soybean stuff where normally the meat would be.

Oops, I didn’t see that everyone else already said that before I wrote mine.

Interesting how all the buildings look like dicks w/balls, except the middle one which is probably supposed to be a hand grabbing something.

• Crank up the Waylon: “Justa good ol’ boys...”

I had to turn on that game just to see how wacky the vibe would be. I just missed the ejections, but watched the above clip. I first had sympathy for the ump—he was mellow (and very tired, probably) and just trying to be professional.

I was just too hung up on the seating view angles. Does everyone have to get up and switch places every half? Or quarter?

Nope. You got me wrong. Been there more than a few times. Loved it. Plan to spend much more time there. Best people I’ve met.

Sorry that stuff happened to your friends. I’d be pissed, too. I can see why you would want to be keyed-up in that neighborhood, and I get how paranoia can rapidly expand.

Your link describes horrifying (mostly undeterred) criminal activity subsequent to motor vehicle accidents along with enabling governmental corruption. I can see how someone might be tempted to put those things in the same ball park as the OP’s, “criminals or government goons.”

Too bad about the pollution and that you are proud to have been a paranoid dick.

With endocrine disrupting plastic can lining, to boot?

With endocrine disrupting plastic can lining, to boot?