Do not block a vehicle behind you from going straight or right, so be as far left as possible in your lane. Some assholes don’t get this. Some assholes think they need to be far right to hang a left. Die.

You’re making assumptions about what the crazy fucker would have done in a different scenario.

Former janitor. Professional opinion: All waste is nasty, ikspeshially the ladies room.

BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH OLYMPIC POOLS AND HERDING SKILLS.

Tons of dog piss dropped untreated on a city, daily.

Sex.

It is not just you who sees Goofy.

Never know when you’re gonna need a garbage time enforcer.

Yeah, you’d think the free court side seats and outfit would be sufficient.

Probably woulda pulled it off if they didn’t fucking landscape the shit out of jumps.

Liked that guy right away. Cool.

Bet he wears a headband.

Wearing home uniforms on the road, too.

Why were they wearing away jerseys at home?

Free A/C

View west from that new upper deck is killer, though. Get a little fourth quarter sunset vibe, makes you feel a little better for overpaying for the “cheap seats.”

Fake

That doesn’t really look like grass.

Smoke ‘em if you got em.

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