Yeah to the “pricing mistakes” take. Honda blew it on the Civic, in particular—or, maybe I’m the only one who thinks so.

Most Mazda design is crap. Obviously ripping off Volvo for the schnoz, and then hacking and slashing a bunch of stupid waves until the boss says, “time’s up.”

Please consider working the luxury tax into the conversation.

You know you’re an asshole when...

Bro, we love you.

Giant RZA.

But you have to admire the sage biblical wisdom of Tyson Chandler who models “turning the other cheek.”

It’s taken me a while to learn that there are never any fouls called during what is scheduled to be the final play of a game. Especially if you are known to suck.

Of course it “seems like” it. Too bad it’s illegal and unethical, or politicians could get away with ripping kids off all the time.

By “they,” you mean the entire city of Oakland and the county of Alameda, of course.

Probably got the idea from the little dudes in Rec League who’ve been pulling that stunt for ages.

We’ve had great player selection and coaching. Just need to offer big league contracts.

I used to live like there’d always be CRXes. Then the model died on me.

There isn’t traveling or double dribble in the NBA.

I’ve progressed from schadenfreude to good luck, man.

I’m like why does some dude who seems mainly to be a style brand have a style coach? Like what’s with the dude who tells him what hooded sweatshirts to wear? And I hate those shoes and retired divorcee gown shirts.

That west coast college student at the August music festival meets sniffle sniffle oh shit its cold all of a sudden vibe probably is a tell.

Sing it: “Ace is the place” that just screwed all their college town franchises out of duplicate key and toilet rebuild kit sales for a while... 

While you’re wondering, why not ask Hilary what she thinks...

Not really an illegitimate child thing going on here. Please reconsider.