I'm a sucker for this sort of thing: Vikings meet Native Americans. I wish someone would make a legitimately good movie or TV show with that premise. All the same, I like the concept enough that I enjoy the few entries there are:

"There is no Entourage 2!"

Would you say that shark is to someone's left? I want to patent it.

I love the way those sailing terms get shortened: "boatswain" getting turned into "bosun" is my favorite one. The novel Shogun has a bit of that, and the Master & Commander ones have a LOT :) Count of Monte Cristo has a few pirates—in any incarnation, but I'm thinking of the novel and the Caviezel version and the old…

I was trying to think of other pirate stuff… There was a version of "Treasure Island" starring Eddie Izzard a few years ago:

Did everyone already fudge?

I can't remember what show or movie it was, but there was one recently where it seemed the whole thing had been designed around the product, rather than the other way around. Auteur product placement? :)

Each of the instances were more justified than usual (Thea's serious injury, Oliver's permanent departure), but she cried five separate times. It was good to see some smiling and some humor and some happy sexy times too for a change. ("Well THAT happened.")

For the next sequel, the Turtles face off against a fat glob of congealed cheeses, the greasy Pizza the Hut. He keeps the Domino's Noid as his slave, wearing nothing but the one-dot and the two-dot.

Terrapins. (I had to look it up just now. They're apparently red-eared sliders—mutated, of course.)

I intend to write a radical reinterpretation of this polemic.

Poulet-zer. Hee.

If you look at its shadow, we get one more "Great Job, Internet!".

She will roost the day. Roost the day!

I'm two-week to resist tasty chicken.

As well as "John A. Public," "John B. Public," "John C. Public"…

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I think he's saying it was sweet and it was low.

It did so badly, the novelization was remaindered.

She should speak in bad puns from now on, like a villain in the old Batman show.