If you choke the chicken, you go blind—but if you blind a chicken…

What are the chances an agoraphobe in his twenties was not a chronic chicken choker?

It's important to stay au vin—I mean, au courant.

—Vaguely spoilery talk about episode four—

I'm a little gun-shy about recommending "Outlander" just now because so far the second season hasn't been quite as solid as the first… but I still find the theme song very affecting:

They were true-to-life and by all objective accounts innocuous—but man did I side with Britta during that whole thing. Asking after Rick, who is obviously now an ex? Not done, not done. (Done all the time—I'm saying it shouldn't be done.)

I'm thinking he could even pull off an ascot, which 99% of humanity cannot.

Purple in the jungle? Super stealthy.

Slam evil!

We're from Belgium.

What about uncles? WHAT ABOUT UNCLES?!

I'm sure you're making a mountain out of a—dammit, I had something for this!

"I can handle things!"

She also memorably smacked Bill Murray with a toaster in "Scrooged."

I can imagine that for a celebrity's PR team, Twitter must be a nightmare: the celeb has instant direct access to the public at large, with no filter. It'd be hard to devise conditions more conducive to day-after regret. Deletion is a weird move—I love your analogy. They *have* to know that someone somewhere took a…

Speaking of running jokes, I'm a little surprised that the show has not attempted something along the lines of Selina asking Sue whether she (Selina) had called.

It's so many things going on at once. (1) It *is* bad form to criticize publicly. (2) Content-wise, he's right. (3) I'd rather read acerbic takedowns than banal PR-firm-mediated inanities. (4) Someone's always getting offended about something or other; someone's always trying to be shocking and interesting on Twitter.…

Do you have anything in a pyrophobic green? I'm (usually) a 42 long.

To someone in the world, this was their first "It was only the cat—phew!". I'm sure they enjoyed it immensely. The rest of us, though.

—SPOILERS about the season premiere—