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It’s amazing. Everything you just said was completely wrong.

The next generation of Jedi are nobodies.

He sings the shit you want him to sing.

I have done this in a convenience store even when there isn’t an implication or stated requirement that I should. I feel that it just kinda goes without saying that if you fly into a place to take an emergency Defcon-1 shit, maybe you ought to buy something before you leave. Like that just seems like the proper…

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

I highly doubt you’ve been alive for 10 years, let alone worked in an office for ten years, if you have never encountered a diagonal staple. It’s the default setting of stapling, never mind fancy office auto-stapling printers. So you’re obviously a bodysnatcher impersonating a human being, and I’m alerting the…

Dangit, I wanted to answer bungee203. Kinja’d.

Yeah that was a mighty elaborate letter to pen simply for the sake of shitting on Limp Bizkit. A simple “Dear Drew, Limp Bizkit Sucks” probably would have been published.

What planet are you from that you even have to ask this question?

Are you kidding me? Vader wins because Godzilla is too big? This argument was defeated in 1980:

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

As I noted a week or so ago in a previous ‘The Penguins can die’ offering, it’s not about a league conspiracy to help them win, per se, BUT, they inordinately receive the benefit of the doubt from the officials on 50-50 calls. Which, as I said then, is all it takes.

No. We were booing Bettman. And Pollock. And Pollock’s whistle.

If it’s any consolation, Nashville hockey fans (for some reason that phrase has caused my computer to crash three times), all hockey-related stories will be pushed onto this site’s page 3 by the sheer volume of 2016-2017 NBA post-mortem within 24 hours.

As a Blackhawks fan, screw anyone who doesn’t think the Predators fans aren’t real fans. They’re enthusiastic as hell and a great rival fanbase. Sorry you guys didn’t take it this time, but best of luck down the road.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

The Freeze vs Bartolo Colon would be a guaranteed sellout night. But, some on man, no way Bartolo is coming of retirement for something like this. He’s been out of baseball for how many years? (goes to the intertubes to check) Holy shit, Bartolo is still in baseball getting paid $12.5m to pitch for the Braves this…