Trinidad & Tobago finally avenging that 10-1 hockey beatdown the US gave them at the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games

Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Who at WFAN thinks this ever has a chance at working? Was their first choice James Dolan?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I don’t understand why they just didn’t scream “NO FAIR!”, grab the bats and balls, and storm off the sandlot to go home and play Xbox.

Savage recently co-authored a book with writer Ray Glier that focuses on his past eight years working as a radio commentator for Alabama.

The NFL won’t take responsibility until they (someone else)can tie these poor guys’ random, initially subtle and absolutely devastating onset of motor control, mood and cognition to impact related neurodegenerative disease. Wise people should be getting yearly MRIs of their brains and tracking inflammation markers.…

I love the “mutually agreed” part, I like to tell that to potential employers too, “well we mutually agreed that my employment at that company was no longer needed after I told my supervisor to chug a bag of dicks”

Zack deleted this one but my god

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

I served on 3 juries and the level of crazy inside a jury room is astounding. In one, a law student proceeded to retry the whole case, pointing out all of what she thought were errors made with evidence. Was she right or wrong? No one knew, and no one knew whether to ask the judge if this was allowed. (I sure…

We need more police chiefs like this guy.

I mean, the dude is up there advocating for the termination of up to 4 police officers for the kinds of shit that every other department has thus far tried to ignore and sweep under the rug. Cut the fucking guy a break. By all accounts he’s doing the right thing. He can use every bit of cop speak in the world if it’s…

They also berated Mike Milbury. They may be young, but they’ve learned quickly.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

Maybe this is because I just finished watching The Keepers, but the fact that the principal actually said she had to come with him/her to the changing/dressing area gives me pause. I wouldn’t go back with him/her either. That’s really creepy.

“Pffttt! Been fired more times than Sabrina, but I am still here.”