Starred for Godildo

Good imo. Team owner billionaires can go fuck themselves and use their own fucking money those $12 beer selling twat twiddlers.

Pop would love this kid.

That was literally one of the best sports questions I have heard.

Having sat in a few of these post-game pressers, and watched a ton more, NOTHING is more insulting to the profession than the beat reporter who clearly already has decided exactly what their story is about and asks for a quote to fill the space they’ve allotted for one.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

Too soon!

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

That’s... actually not a terrible idea.

New rule: Umpires get zero. You get zero ejections a year where you get to send somebody packing for saying some wild shit to you. You can still eject a pitcher for headhunting, and if a player is delaying the game and continues to jaw after a warning, then you can toss him, but no more pretending you’re the big…

I did the same thing once, when I was working at a local miniature golf course, except ‘stepping out asking for time’ was ‘waiting on a customer’, and ‘glancing over his shoulder’ was ‘telling him to fuck off’. And yes, it was kind of an ejection when I left...

Washington: It looks like one of them dang Mexicans is heading this way.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

Sure, because EVERYBODY likes seeing a huge underdog come back to make it a game and get screwed by the refs.

Missouri has fantastic molly, and it’s decriminalized.

I want Martin to eviscerate Tennessee. His ouster there was solely based on race and that he wasn’t Bruce Pearl.

Cuonzo Martin won some postseason games at Tennessee. He took them to the Sweet Sixteen in 2014. But that’s okay; most Tennessee fans don’t remember that or give him credit for it either.

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Yeah, you probably are. That is what insurance is for.